In between dinner last night.
Maegan: Mummy, I need to go p**.
Mummy: (not wanting to leave the dinner table)
You gotta hold. There is no toilet here, its al fresco.
Maegan: How about inside the restaurant?
Mummy: Thats the kitchen. (not true)
Two minutes later.
Maegan: Daddy, did you go to the toilet when we first came here?
Daddy: Urm, yes.
Maegan: (towards Mummy) See. Told you there is a toilet.
Mummy: Whoa. How did you know?
Maegan: You didn't think. Didn't use your brain.