Caught Dishevelled

By Constable Josh

Irritable Dampness Syndrome

i really do not like my clothes damp. not even one drop of water is acceptable. not a bit of moisture. change me immediately. make it prompt. make it now! i cry if my request is not acceded to. bawl!!!

Kids say the Darnest Things

My bath time includes a royal shampoo. I never allow water to be showered from the crown of my head. I YELL! Since infancy, all of 3.5kg til the current 14kg, I will be propped up on a floating position, while my hair is shampooed, every drop of water kept away from my face. Even still, I am NOT a fan of a hairwash. I will declare "I'm DONE!" as soon as shampoo is massaged in. In desperation to keep me still so that water and shampoo does not enter my eyes, Mii spooked me.

Let me wash off the shampoo first,

if not all your hair will drop!

My hair drop?

Yes.

Then no more hair?

Yes.

Like Xian Yao?

And she continues to spook me at other times.

In a bid to reduce my frequency of eating Macdonalds.

Mummy, I want e i e i o.

No.

I waaaant.

If you eat so much Macdonald, you will get fat!

Like Ms Sal?

For some honest conversation, call 1800-iHonest

The Board is Up

Going by the EDC, I will not have my house ready to host my

3rd birthday party.
I really do not mind holding it at Macdonalds!

Karaoke Queen's Birthday

So of course we went to Karaokee!

Josh & I started out bored, til we discovered

London Bridge is falling down!

Jubilee Kids

So today I visited Sunday School. Mii totally underestimated the timing and starved me. When I saw other kids eating porridge and bread, I asked for it too. Hungry and frustrated I made a fuss as the Children's Day performers came in. The worst was when they introduced themselves as teachers. I blared that only Ms Sal is teacher! Stressed, we bid the shooshing crowd goodbye and went for my fix.

Macdonald Birthday Party

Ranen's birthday was the highlight of this weekend! Since the invite came in the mailbox, we have been counting down. Each day I remind Mii, "Saturday we going to Ranen's birthday party at Macdonalds?" We shopped for present, had it wrapped and willingly gave it to the birthday boy! That day I wore the Free as a Bird necklace and said, "Later Ranen say I pretty?" Girl oh girl...

Thanks Ranen for having me join the fun,

his Daddy - the Cream of Maestro & babelicious Sophia Mummy!