Aunt El and Joshua were riding in the back of our car with me. During the ride I handed her something.
Aunt El: Oh it's a snack. Thank you.
(She promptly took a bite.)
Me: It's a snack?! I want!
(I took it back and ate it up.)
Aunt El: You didn't know it's a snack?! Where did you get it from?
Me: There!
(I dug up another piece of Cap'n Crunch from the side of my car seat, under my bum.)
There! There! There! There! There!
In all I dug up six pieces of months old remains of my spilled snack.
As Aunt El was getting hysterical, Josh spoke.
Josh: Thats why... I didn't take.